Fake bisexuals do exist though, there was this fake bisexual at my school that turned out to be just old Mr Willikers in a bisexual costume.
He was pretending to be a bisexual to scare everyone away from the old mill where he had hidden all the treasure he’d stolen from the museum. And he said “I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn’t for you meddling kids!”, true story.
skirts are gender-neutral apparel
i feel like a lot of people are missing the point of this post
i dont care about men in skirts i actually care about the idea of androgyny being “masculine” attire and how that ties with the vilification of femininity through apparel
so contrary to popular belief this post is not about men, it’s about women
I hate when people mention someone in their life by their name without providing me with any context about who this person is.
“So Dylan and I went to yoga class yesterday — ”
Hold it right there. Who the fuck is Dylan. Your boyfriend? Your arch nemesis? Your brother? Your pet sea monkey? Your therapist? Your favourite fictional character? Are you on a first-name basis with your dad? Last-name basis with Bob? WHO THE FUCK IS DYLAN.
"oh my god stop criticizing young girls who like 50 Shades of Gray or Twilight you can’t tell them what they can and can’t read"
no we can’t but we have to protect young girls from mistaking abusive behavior for genuine affection at all costs
nah son, i ain’t got no snapchat. I’m old-fashioned. just fax it to me. fax me the nudes.