wallylock:

when you share your evil schemes with your friends

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reschultzed:

if the other half was illuminated, it would be just as interesting. BRO FOOD

(Source: lolfactory)


totallyfubar:

andinstantlyifellinlove:

totallyfubar:

That whole planting the american flag on the moon thing really backfired on us because the sun’s radiation bleached the flag entirely white and now it’s just the french flag planted in the moon which makes no sense

Well, as I always say, VIVE LA REVOLUTION!

Vive la what, I just called the white flag of surrender the French flag, sit down


clearliqueur:

(Source: sb5ive)




tenjos:

harajukucheese:

refresh that

WHOLE CAPTCHA


(Source: gamingtranscribed)


"

I’m not totally mad at you. I’m just sad. You’re all locked up in that little world of yours, and when I try knocking on the door, you just sort of look up for a second and go right back inside.

Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Wood (via timetravelingdiamond)

(Source: wordsnquotes)


royalradrobot:

Maybe we just make fun of things we don’t understand


Never reveal your aesthetic

foxfamilyfeatures:

once someone knows your aesthetic they can kill you at any time 


"

When the first baby laughed for the first time, its laugh broke into a thousand pieces, and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies.

J.M. Barrie, Peter Pan (via sampaiii)

Never forget that faires are total cunts.

(Source: observando)


australianss:

something that will always frustrate me:

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(Source: grifflth)


(Source: shihpachi)


sexhaver:

i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance